In case you've been wondering what stomach ailment could possibly have laid me out for 2 weeks (since returning from Europe), we finally have an answer:

... which I guess is mainly associated with bad poultry, or, of course, animal feces. Since I tend not to come in contact with alot of animal feces I wracked my brain for the last time I had poultry (not as often as you'd think in Rome and Israel) and I think the answer is: it was on one of the flights. It might have even been the one over there, or maybe the one from Rome to Tel Aviv. Maybe Alex and Robin remember. (Did you guys choose the pasta, btw?)

In case you are curious, the remedy is to take 5x500mg Erythromycin tablets all at once. With food, I guess, since they aren't great on the stomach in and of themselves. Hopefully this is the end of the line for our friend Jejuni.